This is a pretty nauti-cool blog.
December 12, 2013
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
u ok bud
This show is effing me up man.
Now we’ve moved onto this woman who has a pet monkey, and they’re talking about how violent these animals get, and this lady’s like,
"Oh yeah I knew a guy whose monkey tore apart his two-year-old. Just. Psh. Tore him apart! It happens. Monkeys snap."
LADY YOU NEED TO CHECK YO’ PRIORITIES.
I’m watching episodes of Taboo and I saw I only got halfway through the pet one and I was wondering why I stopped and NOW I REMEMBER OH MY GOSH DEAD FROZEN PETS AND TAXIDERMY AND SAD GONE PUPPIES AND DISMEMBERMENT AND DESCRIPTIONS AND THAT POOR RABBIT AND SOME PEOPLE DON’T PICK UP THEIR PETS AFTER THEY’VE BEEN STUFFED I AM SO DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW.
does anyone else ever catch themselves absentmindedly holding their boob